Will Gwern end up in a relationship (or fall in love) with a thiel fellow?

Will gwern visit Wales by EOY2035?

Will a 3D printed android/realdoll/digital twin of gwern get a girlfriend before gwern gets one?

Will Guillaume Verdon get a girlfriend by EOY 2029?

Will teortaxes have a girlfriend by EOY 2027?

Will gwern ever get a formal job? (not just contract work) by 2038?

Will gwern become a father and produce a @gwernbabby/have at least one kid by EOY2035?

Will Jacob Cole get a girlfriend by EOY2025?

Will gwern and AellaGirl finally make love?

Will henry (@arithmoquine) get a girlfriend by EOY 2028?