Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon change his middle name to Jose Luisa Ricon?

Will Jose Luis Ricon become an hero?

Will Jose Luis ricon become a lord (Lord ricon)?

Will Jose Luis Ricon live for over 199 years?

Will Jose Luis Ricon turn into a lolcow?

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever turn into roadkill by 9999?

Will Jose Luis Ricon live for over 200 years?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have an arranged marriage?

If Jose Luis Ricon dies, will he die of "old age"-related causes?