Will gwern and janus/repligate go skydiving together by EOY2030?

Will there be more fanfiction w/gwern than fanfiction with janus/repligate by EOY2028?

Will gwern get at least one girlfriend or significant other by the end of 2023?

Will BasedBeffJezos fall in love, make out with, or have babby with janus/repligate by 2035?

Will Gwern and Rochelle Shen end up dating and playdating their cats by EOY2026

Will gwern get a girlfriend/have a relationship at least once by EOY2030?

Will Nick Cammarata and Janus/repligate end up dating by 2100

Will janus (@repligate) be referenced in a black mirror episode by EOY 2027

Will Vanessa Cai get to meet Janus/repligate in 2025

Will a Netflix movie reference janus/repligate *or* Joscha Bach OR nearcyan by EOY2026?