WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!) OR Alexey Guzey OR Isaak Freeman get his OWN PRIVATE ISLAND by EOY 2080?

Will Jose Luis Ricon successfully spread a case of COVID to someone else by EOY 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get to fly in a JET PLANE by EOY2030?

Will Jose Ricon attend CaplaCon by EOY2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) get wasted by EOY2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon win a Darwin Award by EOY 2040?

Will Jose Luis Ricon and duck_master (@MIT) go duck hunting by EOY 2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be a playable character in a Mario Party game by EOY 2033?

Will Jose Luis Ricon successfully contract a case of #ParrotFever by 2030?