Will Jose Luis Ricon be married to a Ukrainian girl and have with her 2 kids, a 5-BR house, and a great dane - by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get married AND create a new babby (#RiconBabby) by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon successfully contract a case of #ParrotFever by 2030?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have kids out of wedlock [like a proper European] by 2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon become a US citizen by 2029?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have babby (#RiconBabby) by EOY 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!!!!!) have a birthday party in 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR!!) get laid in 2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon (JLR) get wasted by EOY2025?

Will Jose Luis Ricon ever get dysentery by 2050?