Will Jose Luis Ricon or Alexey Guzey become Bodhisattva by EOY 2032?

Will someone spraypaint "WE LOVE JOSE LUIS RICON" graffiti on SF by EOY2040?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have more followers on Twitter than Alexey Guzey in 2027?

Will there be a new mt. Rushmore marked with faces of Jose Luis ricon, Alexey guzey, basedbeffjezos, and qiaochu yuan

Will Jose Ricon have a personal army/cult by 2035

Will there be a new Mt. Rushmore w/the faces of Jose Luis Ricon (JLR), Alexey Guzey, Adam Marblestone,and Isaak Freeman?

Will Jose Luis Ricon, Alexey Guzey, or Qiaochu Yuan make it into the guinness book of world records for *anything*by2060

Will the "Colossus to Prometheus" statue be built somewhere in the San Francisco Bay before 2050?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have more descendants (children+grandchildren+great grandkids) than Alexey Guzey by 2060?

Will Jose Luis Ricon get a DOG by 2040?